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parmandil:

love every single word of this

(via cretinsfoolslunaticsmorons)

scarlet–raven:

trainsforbrains:

no-nami:

jessafer94:

out of boredom i decided to scan a stuffed shark. here are the results.

your work is appreciated

op i spent entirely too long on this and im sorry

It’s 1:30 am and I’m cackling like a deranged witch

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viola-and-chill:

awwcutefuzzyanimals:

This majestic little lion monster actually made it onto a banister instead of doing his usual hard miss followed by sliding down the railing

is this the most aesthetic photo I’ve ever seen? possibly

(via miggylol)

coolman229:

gleelesbian:

This is the funniest thing I have ever seen. If I were a professor I would pin this to my office door.

(via miggylol)

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darksoulsartblog:

Matt Barley

teaboot:

quietdeviant:

teaboot:

2019 is going to be a great year because we’re going to fucking make it that way, no more of this “I hope good things come to me” shit, I’m gonna go out and drag good things to me by the fucking hair

SAME FRIEND, SAME

2019 Is The Year Of Not Even Remotely Fucking Around

we’ve been saying this since 2017 tho

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bogleech:

fandomsandfeminism:

scottstrueself:

retasuneko:

stormingtheivory:

So can we talk about the absolutely stunning duplicity going on here?

…that’s cheating!

HOLY SHIT

That is some DELIBERATELY EVIL data representation. Where is the super villain that designed this fucking graph?

“Okay murders spiked by like well over 1000% but if we turn the graph THIS way, it’s like they went DOWN! HOORAYYYY!!!”

(Source: sam-keeper, via ojgdiwbwbckab)

markv5:

Что делать, когда у тебя плохое настроение? Гладить кота. Что делать, когда твой мир рушится? Гладить кота. Что делать, когда ты в эйфории? Гладить кота. Что делать, когда не знаешь, что делать? Гладить кота. Не так важно, что конкретнo у вас происходит. Главное - погладить кота.

Что делать, когда у тебя плохое настроение? Гладить кота. Что делать, когда твой мир рушится? Гладить кота. Что делать, когда ты в эйфории? Гладить кота. Что делать, когда не знаешь, что делать? Гладить кота. Не так важно, что конкретнo у вас происходит. Главное - погладить кота.

What do you do when you’re in a bad mood? Pet the cat.

What do you do when your world collapses? Pet the cat.

What do you do when you’re euphoric? Pet the cat.

What do you do when you don’t know what to do? Pet the cat.

What happens to you isn’t so important. The main thing is to pet the cat.

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moxperidot:

anafenza:

humming-bird-moth:

discoursestorm:

connyhascontrol:

I’m kinkshaming all of Germany

Is it better or worse if I tell y'all that “Nüsse” means “nuts”

Dicke means Fat or Thick

this post only gets worse

super dickman’s thick nuts

(via atriflecattish)

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isabellegedigk:

Happy book dragon :)

(via artemislily)